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Internet Explorer Makes Desperate Overture To Become Default Browser | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Internet Explorer Makes Desperate Overture To Become Default Browser | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "Internet Explorer Makes Desperate Overture To Become Default Browser

September 26, 2008 | ISSUE 46•52 ISSUE 44•39

NASHVILLE, TN—After months of futile entreaties to upgrade to its latest version, web browser Internet Explorer made a last-ditch proposal to become local man Jeremy Drewing's primary Internet application Monday. 'Internet Explorer is not currently your default browser. Would you like to make it your default browser?' the software program asked in an attempt to guilt Drewing into accepting its offer out of pure pity. Sources say Explorer went so far as to highlight the 'Yes' button in the pop-up window in the hopes of baiting him into pressing it, and even emitted a sad little 'beep' in a pathetic bid for attention. Drewing opted to keep Firefox as his default browser, thus relegating Internet Explorer back to its primary functions: looking up pornography and Googling ex-girlfriends

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